Ahoy Ahoy feller's 'n females!
Today (or more accurately, last night,) I practiced the amazing virtue of chastity by not having any form of sex at all! Not that I had very many chances to, but it's the thought that counts, no?
I did not, however, practice the virtue of industry, because I did not exactly manage my time well. While I still got all my homework done, it required staying up late to compensate for my own time wasting previously. I probably need to do better about that.
Whelp, that's about it. I'll post again later with more updates.
PS.
Has anyone here ever read the crucible?
Matt! Matt! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have an autograph?
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