Thursday, October 31, 2013

Following Ben Franklin's Virtues, day two.

Ahoy Ahoy feller's 'n females!

Today (or more accurately, last night,) I practiced the amazing virtue of chastity by not having any form of sex at all! Not that I had very many chances to, but it's the thought that counts, no?

I did not, however, practice the virtue of industry, because I did not exactly manage my time well. While I still got all my homework done, it required staying up late to compensate for my own time wasting previously. I probably need to do better about that.

Whelp, that's about it. I'll post again later with more updates.

PS.
Has anyone here ever read the crucible?

9 comments:

  1. Matt! Matt! I'm your biggest fan! Can I have an autograph?

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  2. Matt you are my #1 fan. #theepitomeofabstinence

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    2. #no #neverold #bossness #chastity #nothingbetter #weneedalife #seriously #can'tstop #deargod

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  3. #everyconspiracy #ourlifeisalie #thegovernmentcoverseverythingup #theymaysilencemenow #becareful

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    1. They won't take you without taking me!

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