Hey guys! Come on in! Please!
My name is Matthew. Call me Matt, please. No seriously, do it, or i'll rip out yer eyeballs.
Three simple rules, 1. Don't talk about my blog. 2. DON'T talk about my blog. 3. Tell your friends about this place!
This blog will be on my main man Ben Franklin! I'm sure you've heard of him at least once. So my man Franklin was one of the "Founding Fathers", and was a real great guy.
He "discovered" electricity, went to france and negotiated their assistance in the revolutionary war, and also helped us make our constitution.
I'd uh... say more but honestly I just want to post this and get going.
Until next time comrades!
Ciao!
You didn't capitalize France. I hate you.
ReplyDeleteO-oh god... *Sniffle*
DeleteB-b-but... if not you... then who will love the ginger?
Your significant other?
DeleteWell GOLLY Jared... obvious much?
DeleteIs not Matt's blog amazing. Look at me talking about this blog. I wander what ever will come of me now. OHHH NOO.
ReplyDeleteWhen did you move to poland, friend?
DeleteYou have real hate issues, don't you?
DeleteI love to drink the soda pop ^.^
DeleteI DO DARE MATTHEW. I'M A DARE DEVIL. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH ALL THE HATE. HATEN ON MY HATEN.
DeleteRiiiiiiiight. Would candy help?
DeleteIm totallyy talkin about your blog *Mathew*
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH GOLLY DARNIT MADDY. *Sighs*
DeleteDid you TOTALLY not read the rules?
That's one strike. Get three and NO CANDY FOR YOU!
Oh..... so your on the dark side....
ReplyDeleteI have been accused of this yes.
DeleteWell guess what.... i like COOKIES better ;)
ReplyDeleteNooooooo! Then it is too late already.
DeleteThat's so awkward.
DeleteIt is to late... to late for your soullll
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